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heathermills's Journal

Created on 2001-07-29 19:20:15 (#279401), last updated 2001-12-29

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Name:Heather Mills
Website:heathermills.org
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My name is Heather Mills and I, like, was born in 1968. Which was, like, when my fiance was, like, full-grown, gigglegiggle. If you don't know, I am, like, marrying a beatle named George because, like, he has a lot of money. I mean, because, like, he is a good person, you know?

I, like, was homeless for a while and now I have, like, the Gold Award for Outstanding Achievement, Human Achievement Award, Outstanding Young Person of the Year, People of the Year Award, Cosmopolitan Woman of Achievement 2000 Award, Pantene Spirit of Beauty Award, Pantene Spirit of Beauty Award, REDBROOK Mother & Shakers Award, Victory Award, and I even got an award named after me, gigglegiggle. I am, like, so successful and good role model. That's why I am marrying a man old enough to be my, like, father!

Please, like, make sure that your neighbors aren't using any...what are they called? Oh, yeah, mines. Because, you know, they are very bad.
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blonde, dumb blondes, fighting bad mines, giggling, heather mills, like - you know's, modeling, ola (one leggers' anonymous), paul mccartney, rich old men, the beatles, the heather mills award, winning awards
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